Halloween is only 49 days away and counting. 

I love Halloween!

Is it too early to decorate my yard to look as if my house puked pumpkins and gravestones?

But it’s never too early to plan our costumes and I don’t mean the kids’ costumes, either.  I am speaking of our fabulous couple costumefor the highly anticipated Annual Adult Halloween Party.  Last year, I dressed as a Christmas tree and Allan was a present, a.k.a D.I.A.B.

If you’re not familiar with D.I.A.B, here’s the SNL video to jog your memory.  Please note that this video is not for young children or for the faint of heart.

Speaking of costimes, have you ever noticed how wholesome costumes become slutty once the word sexy is added to it?

Sexy Nun

Sexy Nurse

Sexy Librarian