Hello Hula

 

With my escape to the beach last weekend, I feel like a hula for this week’s edition of 5 Minutes for Fitness.  So, grab your grass skirt and coconut top and let’s shake what to good Lord gave us. 

 

While searching for a hula on You Tube, I discovered cardio hula.  Who knew there was such a thing as cardio hula?!  The video is three minutes long, so do it twice to push it Polynesian style.  

 

 

Why not get the kids in on the act, too?  Try the same cardio hula moves to Lilo and Stitch’s Hawaiian Roller Coaster Ride (3:27).  If you need the visual aid, turn down the sound on the You Tube player and play the music along with the hula cardio video.  Wait for the drum beat to begin and the cardio hula moves will fit the music perfectly!

 

Hopefully, the hula will make your hips happy.  Aloha!

Out of Office Reply

You have reached the voicemail of Run DMT.  I will be away from my desk from Thursday, September 11 to Sunday, September 14.  Please feel free to reread old posts and leave comments while I am away for my much needed Mommy Getaway.  I promise to post replies to your comments and blog about my weekend away with my girlfriends upon my return. 

 

Cheers!    

 

A Scary Thought

Halloween is only 49 days away and counting

 

 

 

I love Halloween!

 

Is it too early to decorate my yard to look as if my house puked pumpkins and gravestones?

  

But it’s never too early to plan our costumes and I don’t mean the kids’ costumes, either.  I am speaking of our fabulous couple costumefor the highly anticipated Annual Adult Halloween Party.  Last year, I dressed as a Christmas tree and Allan was a present, a.k.a D.I.A.B.

 

 

If you’re not familiar with D.I.A.B, here’s the SNL video to jog your memory.  Please note that this video is not for young children or for the faint of heart.

 

 

Speaking of costimes, have you ever noticed how wholesome costumes become slutty once the word sexy is added to it?

 

Sexy Nun

Sexy Nurse

 

Sexy Librarian

I Know Squat

For this week’s edition of 5 Minutes for Fitness, I offer you another one of my favorite strengthening exercises: Squats!  Squats are great for the gluts, quads and hamstrings. 

 

With your legs shoulder distance apart, sit an invisible chair.  Dig your heels into the floor to tighten your gluts as your squat.  Remember to not let your knees bend over your toes.  But don’t take my word for it!  Here’s a video to show you proper form. 

 

  

How low can you go with these songs?

 Flo Rida- Low (3:53)

Push It- Salt-N-Pepa (4:28)

Rays Win!

When the Tampa Bay Rays win an away game or a home game, Dunkin Donuts gives away free donuts the next day.  Unfortuantely for Dunkin Donuts and my bodacious badunkadunk, the Rays are having a very good season. 

Top it off with some vanilla ice cream and voila!  You’ve got yourself a sugar coma donut sundae!

Chick in Chaos, Part #4

Since my marathon training has been revved up to 4 runs a week, I decided to make today Day One Run.  I ran 3.5 miles and focused on speed.  My time was pretty good (33:50).  I also  managed to squeeze in a muscle toning Boot Camp with my good friend, Sharon Mann this morning. 

Tomorrow, I plan to go for a 11 mile bike ride to cross-train and prepare for the Chaotic Coteeman Triathlon.  For the rest of the week, I plan to run two more short runs on Thursday and Friday, swim some laps on Saturday and hopefully, still find the energy for a long run on Sunday.

My Menopause Memoir

Since September is Menopause Awareness Month, I thought I would share my own menopause memoir to commemorate the month.  I should warm my male readers that this post will contain information about my girlie parts, hormones and my periods menstrual cycles.  If you are squeamish of such topics or simply just not interested, then now would be a good time to click away.  However, if you stick around to read my post, you may learn a little more insight to the baffling female species.

 

Before children, my cycle was 21 days, but at the age of 34 after the birth of my second daughter, I began to have irregular periods.  For some cycles, my period would arrive 6 weeks later.  As you can imagine, these irregular period patterns would cause me to think I was pregnant, but then my old reliable Aunt Flo would finally arrive. 

 

About two years ago in the midst of this new pattern of irregular menstrual cycles, I became pregnant.  Unfortunately, the pregnancy was not viable and I lost my baby at 10 weeks, which was my first miscarriage and my first experience with all the awful symptoms that occur as a result, such as severe cramping and weeks of very heavy bleeding. 

 

Then, almost a year later to the date, I experienced another episode of severe heavy bleeding, which I thought I was another miscarriage.  I took a pregnancy test which read negative, but I doubted the accuracy of the test and tried 2 more tests which also read negative.  I began to think there was something more serious happening with me and I made an appointment with my obstetrician.

 

When I visited my OB, a number of tests were performed on me: a pregnancy test, blood work and an ultrasound.  As the other pregnancy tests already demonstrated, I was not pregnant.  Thyroid was also ruled out.  Nothing irregular showed up on my ultrasound.  So, what could be wrong with me? 

 

That’s when the nurse practitioner revealed to me news I was not ready to hear.  “You are experiencing pre-menopause.”

 

*Freeze frame for dramatic effect and insert tragic climatic music.*

 

 

According to my NP, my heavy and irregular periods could only be explained by perimenopause.  It would not affect my ability to get pregnant, but simply my biological clock ticking and reminding me to get cracking if I want more children.

 

After I left the doctor’s office, I researched pre-menopause and I even recalled a show that Oprah did years ago about the topic.  When the episode aired, I remembered thinking what an unfortunate situation for these women in their thirties to face.  Who knew I would be one of those women?     

 

As I read the symptoms of perimenopause, it became a checklist for all my bizarre ailments over the past 2 years, particularly an increase in allergies and insomnia.  Even my poor sex-deprived DH would attest to my change in libido. 

 

Upon my research, I also discovered that perimenopause can occur 5-15 years prior to the onset of menopause.  I recalled my mother’s menopause experience.  My mother went through her change when I was teenager.  When I did the math, I realized my mom could have very well been my age when her symptoms of perimenopause surfaced.

 

As with everything else, diet and exercise seem to be the key to ward off the symptoms of perimenopause.  At the time of my menopause manifestation, I consumed a lot of Diet Dr. Pepper, so my first course of action was to replace my daily dose of diet soda with green tea.  I began to eat more flax seeds and other foods with Omega-3.  I added soy milk and soy beans to my diet.  I also limited my morning coffee to one cup.  I increased my number of work-out days from 3 days a week to 5 days. 

 

Within a week of changing my diet and increasing my exercise, I felt remarkably better.  My energy levels rose and my sleeping patterns improved.  My menstrual cycles became more regular and my menstrual flow gradually decreased.

 

It has been a year since my menopause manifestation.  By simply changing my diet and increasing my exercise routine, I feel I have found my own Fountain of Youth.

Sunday Running Log, #6

Fortunately, I refrained from consuming too much beer at Saturday night’s kegger.  Wish I could say the same about my DH.  After winning three rounds of beer pong, he was feeling pretty shitfaced happy numb.  Lori, my running partner, also attended the party and commented on how little I drank.  My dedication to my training guilted motivated her into drinking less, too.

 

Although I drank very little and went to bed at a decent hour, I only ran 10 miles yesterday.  It was a good run, but after being so sick last Sunday, I didn’t feel like pushing it.  Truth be told, my knees are still recovering from my stupid shoe mistake a couple of weeks ago.

 

At the end of our Sunday run, Tiffany (my other running partner) reminded me that this week begins the official start for Hal Higdon’s Novice Marathon Training Schedule.  I can not believe we are 18 weeks away from the Disney Marathon!  With Hal’s Novice 1 plan, I will need to increase my runs to 4 times a week.  Since I am already running ~10 miles comfortably, I will start at week 4 and next Sunday, I will attempt 11-12 miles again.  Although this Thursday, I will be heading to Anna Maria Island with my girlfriends and a 4 day liquid diet of Corona Lights and margaritas may throw a little monkey wrench in Sunday’s run. 

 

This morning, I registered for the Disney Full Marathon.  I had already registered for the half marathon, but now I feel I am ready to take on the full marathon this January.  I would love to run both events, a.k.a the Goofy Challenge, although I did not technically register for that specific event.  By registering for both events,  I can choose to run one or both races.  Nonetheless, it is all great marathon training for the Gasparilla Distance Classic in February, which is my ultimate goal.

Here is a list of all my upcoming races:

  • Chaotic CoteeMan in September (triatholon)
  • Race for the Cure in October (10K)
  • Turkey Trot on Thanksgiving Day (10K)
  • Disney Half Marathon and Full Marathon in January
  • Gasparilla Distance Classic in February (marathon)

I will more than likely run a race in December as well, but I haven’t chosen a race just yet.