Guavaween Then and Now

On the last Saturday in October, we celebrate Guavaween which is Tampa’s (actually Ybor City’s) Latin version of a Halloween Mardi Gras.  Throughout the night, young and old parade the streets in slutty creepy outlandish costumes. 

 

Year after year (many moons ago before marriage and children), I found myself dressed in costume and beer crawling through the crowded streets of Ybor City with thirty thousand of my closest friends.

 

As crazy as it sounds, Guavaween will always have a special spot in my heart.  

 

Dressed as a Brownie on a cold Guavaween night fourteen years ago, I traded Girl Scout cookies for beer.  Then, at some point during that crazy chilly night, my girlfriend and I found our way into the Green Iguana to escape the crowd and warm my cookies.

 

While warming up in the bar with a cold beer, I smiled at a young lad standing across the smoky room.  He smiled back and proceeded to walk over to introduce himself.  As he gazed upon me, my knees went weak and I knew I was looking into the eyes of my future husband. 

 

It was truly love at first sight.  He says my smile entranced him, but more than likely it was the cookies hanging out my shorts and my belted fishnets that caught his attention.  

 

Since there were so many great costumes at Gauavaween, I always traveled with a camera to capture some of my favorite ones on film.  I also happened to capture the moment I met Allan.

 

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Although it was all too cliché and too surreal for me to process, we chatted for a while and before we parted our ways, he asked me for my phone number.  Since it seemed silly to meet a decent fellow in a bar, the rational side of my brain instructed me to not wait by the phone especially for a guy who hits on your in a bar on Guavaween.

 

However, he did call a few days later and we arranged for our first date on November 1, which years later would be recognized as another noteworthy celebration when our first daughter was born on that same date.

 

Since becoming a grown-up and a mom, I’ve gotten away from Guavaween, but I still celebrate the event every year in my heart as the night I met my true love.  And of course, we I still celebrate it by parading around in costumes.

 

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Agile Armadillos

It’s mornings like today that I’m grateful for a running partner who forces me to get up and tortures me with speedwork keeps me accountable.  Honestly, the way I felt this morning, I would have rather stayed in bed a little longer and I probably would have if I faced speedwork alone.  When the alarm rang at 5:00 a.m., I dragged myself out of bed and moaned every step after that.

 

Since we skipped our speed drills last week due to avoidance scheduling conflicts, Tiffany and I knew we had to make up for it this week even though we both dreaded it.  Our virtual coach, Hal, instructed us to do 8 x 400.  UGH!  Eight yucky, sweaty, hurts like a mofo sprints!

 

I seriously was not feeling the speedwork today and neither was Tiffany, but two negative attitudes equal one just get it over with attitude.  So, we started with an easy half mile run.

0.48 miles

Time 5:08

Ave Pace 10:39

 

After our warm-up run, we started with our sucky sticky sweaty sprints and Tiffany marked each sprint with our nifty little sidewalk chalk tally chart again.  After just two sets, I needed my rescue inhaler.  The humidity was killing me.

Lap 1 – 0.25 miles

Time 1:50

Ave Pace 7:27

 

Lap 2 – 0.24 miles

Time 1:46

Ave Pace 7:17

 

Lap 3 -  0.26

Time 1:57

Ave Pace 7:39

 

Lap 4 – 0.24

Time 1:56

Ave Pace 7:56

 

Lap 5 – 0.24

Time 1:55

Ave Pace 7:54

 

Lap 6 – 0.24

Time 1:48

Ave Pace 7:26

 

Lap 7 – 0.25

Time 1:53

Ave Pace 7:38

 

Lap 8 – 0.25

Time 1:52

Ave Pace 7:31

 

Thankfully, there was no dog poop or commuter traffic for this morning’s speedwork.  We did, however, have to dodge an armadillo that played possum as we ran past him.  Silly, Armadillo.  If you’re going to crawl through our track, then you are going to have to run like the rest of us!

 

After hurdling armadillos, we ended with another half mile run.

0.49 Miles

Time 4:42

Ave Pace 9:40

 

My times were not the greatest.  I’m sure it had to do with me dragging my feet and not wanting to do sprints from the get-go.  But, I prefer to blame it on the humidity, the armadillo and the Cheeseburger Happy Meal and candy pumpkins I had for dinner the night before, which isn’t the best food fuel for sprints.  However, I did wash it all down with my new favorite beverage, Budwesier Select 55 and a wedge of lime.  After all, it is the “lightest beer in the world”.  I thought it might help make me a little lighter on my feet, but not so much.

Picked the Perfect One

At the Sweetfields Farm this past Saturday, my family and I hopped on a hay ride, ran through a hay maze, explored a corn field maze and pumped water from a trough.

 

We love visiting pumpkin patches during the month of October, but this was our first time at the Sweetfields Farm.  All the fun activities there made this pumpkin patch a perfect pick.

 

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Steady as She Goes

With a little over 3 weeks left until the Women’s Half Marathon, I have been showing some steady improvement. 

10/20 Tuesday

4.70 miles

Time 47:25

Ave Pace 10:05

 

10/21 Wednesday

4 miles

40:04

Ave Pace 10:01

 

10/22 Thursday

3 miles

28:29

Ave Pace 9:30

Then last Friday, running at 10 a.m. in the blazing sun seemed like a good idea.  Can you believe we are still hitting highs in the upper 80s here?!  But like I told my virtual running partner, Lori, you have to train in all kinds of weather (rain, wind, cold, heat, etc.) because you just never know what weather to expect on race day.  Nonetheless, training in the heat forced me to walk more during my run.

10/23 Friday

5.01 miles

53:02

Ave Pace 10:35

On Saturday, Tiffany finally hit double-digits again.  It’s been a long road getting back to ten miles, but it felt so good to reach that distance once more. 

10 miles

Time 1:50:52

Ave Pace 11:05

 

But like I said, I’m slowly improving and I’m moving at a steady pace under 9mm.  Although my walking water breaks throw off my times numbers, when I get moving again I’m clocking under 8:00-8:30 mm.

10/26 Monday

5.01 miles

Time 47:57

Ave Pace 9:32

 

This week, Tiffany and I will try our hand at another set of speed drills.  Then, according to our virtual coach, Hal recommends a 15K race so we’ll try to run 9 miles at pace some time this weekend. 

Even though I didn’t schedule a race this weekend, quite a few Striders are running in the Inaugural Halloween Half Marathon this Saturday and Larisa keeps harassing me to run with her.  With a little more planning and foresight, I would have loved to join my fellow Striders, but then my Halloween weekend is already full of tricks and treats.  I honestly don’t know if I could have squeezed in a race, but it would have been fun to get one more wear out of my Lady Gaga costume!  Although I can’t imagine running with all that hair sticking to me and my sweat causing my lovely blue lightning bolt to streak down my face.  That would not be a pretty sight.  Besides, does Lady Gaga even wear running shoes?

There’s No Place Like Home for Halloween

When I saw this week’s I ♥ Faces Contest Halloween photo challenge, I instantly knew which picture to pick. 

 

When Allana was five years old, she was obsessed with The Wizard of Oz and wanted to dress as Dorothy for Halloween.  We borrowed the costume from a friend, stumbled upon some ruby slippers at Target and found a Toto on-line.  Since her little one year old sister, Emmalynn, was too young to have an opinion about costumes, I dressed her in a pink gown to play the part of Glinda.  She wore a tall silver crown and carried a sequined star wand to complete the ensemble but the crown wouldn’t stay on her head.  As for the wand, well that simply tasted too good.

 

One evening, I posed my daughters for pictures on the bale of hay on our doorstep for a Halloween photo shoot.  Each photo was better than the next, but this photo was my favorite.  I love their smiley faces! 

 

When I look at this photo from three Halloweens ago, I get a pang in my heart.  The years go by way too fast!

 

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It’s Magic, You Know

Every year to get into the Halloween spirit, I produce a playlist of our favorite spine tingling tunes.  I posted some of our top picks already here, here and here.  However, I realized the other day that I need to add one more song to our spooky playlist. 

 

My girls love the Wizards of Waverly Place and they have been howling this tune for weeks.  When I hear their sweet voices singing this song off key, it’s like ear candy to me and my heart melts like magic.

 

 

Where the Woeful Things Are

Last Friday, my family and I caught Where the Wild Things Are on opening day, which coincidentally happed to be a dreary, rainy day and a perfect prelude to this film.

 

A huge Maurice Sendak fan since childhood, this timeless classic piece of children’s literature as well as many of his other works has held a place of honor in my heart and on our children’s bookshelf for some time.  I was curious to how the screenplay adaptation would develop since the book contains very little text and the illustrations tell much of the story.

 

Obviously, Max who wears a wolf suit throughout the story would demonstrate extreme and out of control behavior.  After all, in the book, his mother sends her little wild thing to his room without supper.  Truth to be told, when I read on-line that Maurice Sendak requested Spike Jonze (Being John Malkovich) to direct the film adaptation, it had me worried, but with Jim Henson’s Creature Shop on board to create real-life wild things, how bad could it be?

 

Oh, it could be that bad.  The theaters should sell popcorn sprinkled with Paxil to help viewers bear the depression and sadness this film serves. 

 

In all fairness, I prefer films with happy endings and resolution.  Where the Wild Things Are offers nothing but emptiness, confusion and pain with no cheerful resolution in sight.

 

In the film, Max (Max Records) is a troubled boy full of hostility and what some may even call OPP (Oppositional Defiant Disorder).  His violence and rage is the result of a bitter and ugly divorce.  As a coping mechanism to deal with the stresses of life, his mother (Catherine Keener) requests Max to tell her a story, which gives us a glimpse into his vivid imagination and how he could create such fantastic creatures such as “Wild Things”.  His sister, Claire (Pepita Emmerichs), is a teenager obviously tired of childhood games and chooses older companions to hang with other than her little brother.  Max’s mother seems to be moving past a bad break-up by dating again without Max’s approval.  Therefore, he ruins his mother’s chance at happiness by disrupting her date and chooses to “let the wild rumpus start” (Where the Wild Things Are, Sendak 1963).  He tells his mother, “I’ll eat you up!” from the top of the kitchen counter and as punishment she sends him to his room to cool off.  Instead, he runs away to escape.  With his amazing ability to tell stories, the audience assumes Max is telling himself a terrific tale to cope with the battle between him and his mother.  Thus begins his adventure “through night and day and in and out of weeks and almost over a year to where the wild things are” (Where the Wild Things Are, Sendak 1963). 

 

When he first appears on the island, he observes one Wild Thing, Carol (voiced by James Gandolfini), destroying the tribe’s homes which is a behavior Max can identify with and understand.  He instantly connects to Carol and a friendship is born as Max is declared king. 

 

As his adventure with the Wild Things unfolds, we discover each of the Wild Things represent a part of Max, except for K.W. (voiced by Lauren Ambrose) who seems to be a reflection of his relationship with his sister.  As king, Max must lead his Wild Thing family and learn to face all the conflicts that come with it.

 

This film is sure to be nominated for several Oscars, because it offers all the complexity that the Academy loves.  No denying Jim Henson’s Creature Shop’s Wild Things are truly magnificent and the screenplay depicts true human struggle which will all be recognized come Oscar time.  I read a review on-line by Roger Moore of the Orlando Sentinel that referred to the film as “Sesame Street of the spotless mind”, a brilliant description of this film which left me feeling empty and depressed.

 

As for my children, my oldest cried during several scenes.  My youngest begged to go home, but then moments later my own little Wild Thing happily howled along with the larger than life Wild Things.  Unfortunately, my husband connected all too well to the film as a product of a broken home.  The film dredged up a painful past and he couldn’t shake the sadness for days after viewing the film. 

 

My momma guilt got the best of me and I felt awful that I even took my children to see this film without reading the reviews beforehand to prepare for the heartache we would endure or perhaps even decide to skip it all together.  Unknowingly forcing my children to suffer such sorrow, I’m sure I’ve broken some parental law somewhere. 

 

With the fantastic creatures and the fabulous score by Karen O in the trailers, audiences are lead to believe that families will love the movie.  Prior to viewing the film, I had wondered why Warner Bros.’ marketing machine hadn’t filled the stores with all kinds of Wild Things merchandise.  After viewing the film, I realized Warner Bros. had more sense than me simply because this film is intended for a more mature audience and a film that should not be marketed to young children who have already fallen in love with storybook Max and his Wild Things.  

 

Furthermore, this movie is definitely not for the Disney crowd, like me.  In fact, a film this depressing is certainly not appropriate for any children under the age of ten unless your child can relate to Max’s pain or mature enough to handle it.  As I previously stated, I need happy endings and like Max’s supper, this film did not serve it.

 

My advice: Wait for the DVD release around Oscar time but be sure to pop some Paxil with your popcorn and wash it all down with a heavy drink, preferably a shot of Patrón.

 

Our Looney Longleaf

Having always wanted to compete in a long distance triathlon relay, my friends and I assembled our relay team months ago for Sunday’s Longleaf International Relay (0.9 mile swim, 23 mile bike, 6.2 mile run).  Allan, our swimmer, swam miles each day in the pool to finish close to 20 minutes. 

 

 

I tortured myself with speed drills.  I constantly tried to run between 8:30-9:00 minute miles to finish under 54:00.  My Race for the Cure performance indicated that I had my work cut out for me.

 

Our cyclist, Julie, battled a hip injury which prevented her from reaching any distance higher than 12 miles and she felt like she would be the weakest link in our team.

 

 

Since the three of us love the movie Old School, we selected the team name We’re Going Streaking with streak offering such a great play on words.  After all, we hoped to move at lightning speed.  Other great names thrown into the mix included Average Joes, Strategery, Pager-Friendly, Wolf Pack, I’m Gonna Git You Sucka, That’s What She Said, Shake-N-Bake, and Tri Us.

 

Days before the event, Julie decided not to compete.  Between her hip, issues with her bike and some personal matters, she didn’t feel prepared to cycle 23 miles.  In the last minute, our friend, Mike, filled her shoes. 

 

 

 

Going into the competition, we weren’t quite sure how the relay/transition thing would work.  Then, the morning of the event, we learned how to transition between legs.  We were to pass our electronic ankle chip like a baton, which seemed simple enough.

 

The temperature Sunday morning dropped to 49 degrees and the winds began blow.  Poor Allan froze for 45 minutes waiting to enter the water.  The swim was seeded with men leading, then women and then relay.  As a mixed relay team, we were pushed even further down the line, however, being a strong swimmer, Allan quickly found himself at the front of the pack. 

 

 

Unfortunately,  another swimmer grabbed his ankle and pulled off his chip.  Thankfully, his wife snapped numerous pictures and his performance was digitally recorded by Cathy.  Although we estimated that Allan finish in 14:50, our relay team would not make the official roster.

 

 

As Allan ran into transition, we learned about his lost chip, but the show must go on!  Chipless Mike bolted out of transition to begin his 24 mile ride.  He hoped to finish it in 1:15, but he faced some strong head winds which added a minute onto his time (1:16).  As I waited in transition, I chatted with Andrea (a fellow Strider competing in the Sprint Relay) and I worried about the winds affecting my performance. 

 

Once Mike arrived back in transition, I took off and passed my family who cheered for me as I began my journey.   From the very start of my 6.2 mile run, I struggled with the fierce winds and I couldn’t move any faster than 9:30.  Faced with only our second cold snap of the season, I don’t think my body was prepared enough to face the cooler weather.  My lungs hurt and I could feel an asthma attack building.

 

At mile 3, the route turned and finally the wind was behind me.  My pace picked up to 8:30, but I knew I couldn’t shave any minutes off my time.  Around mile 5, Larisa and several other Striders formed a cheering squad on David and Karen’s front porch and cheered for me as I ran past.  It always feels good to have friends and family rooting for you or even honk for you as they leave the race.

 

During the last half mile, I passed Andrea strolling back to David’s house for the post-race party.  She had finished her 5K in record speed (20:26) and made it back to cheer for her fellow Striders.  Hearing the kudos from such great runners like Andrea really helped put some pep in my step.

 

As I turned the final corner to the finish line, I found my family cheering for me once again.  With Cathy’s mad photography skills, she snapped a photo of me crossing the finish line with our “unofficial” finish time.  My Garmin clocked 57:02 for my 10K run. 

 

 

After crossing the finish line, I had an asthma attack and needed my rescue inhaler.  With the relatively cold winds and whatever grass/weed the wind blew triggered an attack.

 

Despite all our hurdles, we had a great time competing in the relay and we can’t wait to do it again.

I Go Gaga Over Halloween

This past weekend, my friend, Kelly, hosted our Annual Adult Halloween party, which was a blast of course.  I love slipping away for some grown-up fun, but throw a costume party into the mix and it’s becomes a great excuse to let your hair down or in my case, my store-bought blonde hair down.

 

 

  

 

My DH, Allan, doesn’t like to dress up for Halloween, so each year I try to pick a couple’s costume that offers some freaky fun for me while allowing Allan to dress comfortably and casually with minimal Halloween garb.

 

This year, I dressed as Lady Gaga.  My Lady Gaga look was inspired by her Just Dance music video.

 

With Lady’s Gaga’s latest hit, Paparazzi, our couple’s costume was a snap.  Add a few cameras and a press pass and Allan’s paparazzi look was complete.  Unfortunately, whenever we posed for a picture together, Allan’s arm would tug on the back of my wig and jack-up my bangs, which made my bangs look like they were trimmed with a weed-whacker.

  

 

There were so many great costumes at the party, like my friend Stacey’s Run DMT costume.  Between the jazz hands, the Cheshire Cat grin and the over-the-top enthusiasm, she nailed me pretty well.  How scary is it that?!

 

 

My favorite costume of the evening was Erika’s Octomom.  Her hubby, John, dressed as her sperm donor.

 

 

We have another adult Halloween party at Leslie’s on the 30th.  I can’t wait for some more freaky fun and to get one more use out of my Lady Gaga get-up.  But next time I let my hair down, I need to remember to keep it in my eyes.