A Week’s Worth of The View

A Week’s Worth of the View: Week 1

If you’ve noticed the nifty little new badge that states “I’m a The View Brand Ambassador”, you may have wondered what that wee widget means.  Basically, I was selected to participate in a program where I watch The View and share my thoughts about the show on my blog and in variety of social networks, such as Twitter and Mom Central.

 

Admittedly, it has been years since I watched The View.  Organizing my moms group and attending several play dates a week leaves little time for daytime television. My most recent knowledge of The View was from satirical sketches on Saturday Night Live.  But here was my opportunity “to take time to enjoy the View” and see what I’ve been missing all these years.

 

Unfortunately, I realized that I hadn’t missed much, but I did learn that the cast of SNL does a FANTASTIC job of impersonating the cast of The View and Kristen Wiig’s impersonation of Elisabeth Hasselbeck is spot on.

 

 

I tuned in Monday to hear all the Oscar buzz, but according The View’s panel, the award show was a bust.  Joy Behar called it “boring, stiff and constipated”, but she felt that Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin really complemented each other.  Although I missed the Oscars this year, it seemed that the two hosts worked well together based upon the highlights of the award show I watched on-line.

 

The panel also mentioned that Kathryn Bigelow (The Hurt Locker) won for Best Director and noted that she was the first female director to win.  I was surprised by this fact because I had sworn that Sophia Coppola won a few years ago for Lost in Translation, but later realized she won for Best Screenplay.  The ladies complained about the music that accompanied Ms. Bigelow’s exit off stage (I am Woman. Hear Me Roar). They felt the music selection was inappropriate and tacky, however, I disagree.  I found it funny and charming.  There are few female directors in the film industry and their work is rarely recognized with only four female directors ever being nominated. So good for you, Kathryn!  YOU ARE WOMAN!  It’s about time the Academy orchestrated a symphony for a woman’s roaring performance!

 

On Monday, they also touched upon the Oscar tribute to fallen stars, but how some stars were omitted from the tribute, such as Farrah Fawcett.  Since I hadn’t seen the Oscars, I didn’t understand the reference, but this Hot Topic would be discussed further later in the week.

 

On Wednesday, the ladies discussed the Oscars “In Memoriam” in more detail and shared their outrage with the stars that had been omitted.  I have to agree that the Academy committed a huge faux pas by not recognizing such stars as Bea Arthur, Richardo Montalban and Farrah Fawcett and their bodies of work.  I would much rather memorialize Kahn than the King of Pop.

 

The ladies briefly talked about the John Hughes tribute.  Elisabeth had been quite moved by the tribute and after watching the video on-line, I have to agree with her.  John Hughes films were our teenage anthem in the 80’s.

 

Also during the Hot Topics segment, Whoopi expressed her outrage with Shock Jock Howard Stern’s rude comments about Gabourey Sidibe, the star of PreciousStern’s comments suggested that Ms. Sidibe would not find any further work in
Hollywood due to her looks and size.  Whoopi was clearly more annoyed that Robin (Howard Stern’s sidekick) did not defend  Gabourey.  I also feel Howard Stern’s remarks were rude, but that’s Howard Stern’s schtick.  That’s what he does and he’s been doing it for years.  I don’t value his opinions any more than I value Rush Limbaugh’s opinions.

 

American Idol also came up during the Hot Topics piece on Wednesday’s show.  Joy commented on the judges being too “wacky” this season, particularly with Kara’s tearful reaction to St. Pete (Whoop! Whoop!) resident Michael Lynch’s performance of A Woman’s Work. I thought that Joy’s comments were wacky, because the original version by Kate Bush has moved me to tears on more than one occasion.  The lyrics in A Woman’s Work are so powerful, and like Kara said, when an artist connects with the words and the emotion of a song, that connection is felt by the audience.   So cry on, Kara and pass the Kleenex!

 

Joy also brought up “Boxershorts”, better known as Crystal Bowersox, and how she had “star quality”.  I definitely agree.  I believe Crystal out performed Tracey Chapman this week with her own rendition of Give Me One Reason.

 

Jesse Ventura appeared as a guest on Wednesday’s show to promote his new book, American Conspiracies. I had previously seen Jesse Ventura on the Today Show so I was familiar with his new book and his theories.  Truthfully, I don’t know if I necessarily believe all his theories, but I prefer to keep an open mind and entertain the idea of a great government conspiracy.  However, if I had only seen this interview, I would have been highly annoyed with the panel.  Those ladies wouldn’t shut up and let the man speak!  And if I only saw this one interview, I would have thought Jesse Ventura was a madman!   After a few short minutes, he appeared frazzled with wild flyaway hair and he soon resembled Riff Raff from The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

 

On Thursday’s show, tabloids were a Hot Topic more than once, because publications such as the National Enquirer are now eligible for a Pulitzer Prize.    From a journalist whose career spans over four decades, I sensed a sarcastic tone in Barbara’s voice.  She felt “checkbook journalism” would discredit real journalists.  Barry Levine, CEO of the National Enquirer, disagreed, of course.  He stated that his reporters check sources and facts before running stories and although their pieces may seem like fabrications, his publication has done an excellent job of reporting real news first, such as the Jonathan Edwards affair and the Tiger Woods sex scandal.

 

Real news or checkbook journalism, I honestly don’t see much worth in any tabloid.  Sure, I like to glance over the headlines while at the grocery line check-out, but I really don’t give those publications much more notice or credence than that.  Pulitzer Prize or not. Incidentally, I use a similar method when reading USA Today through the glass panel in corner newstand.

 

But then, I don’t see The View as real journalism either.  Maybe I should use this same method when watching The View?  I’ll just pay attention to the Hot Topic headlines and nothing more. There’s not much substance beyond that.

 

And now for the legal mumbo jumbo…

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Mr. E’s Beautiful Blues

Much like the movie Road Trip, our camping trip had some very funny bizarre silly memorable moments, but I’ll tell you more about our camping trip in another post.  In a nutshell, the company and the weather made for another fun time in the forest and I even squeezed in a 5 mile trail run.

 

Goddamn right it’s a beautiful day.


Harry Potter and How to Save a Life

My oldest daughter, Allana, loves the Harry Potter series and even dressed as Hermoine for her school literacy parade.  At her request, we celebrated her birthday yesterday in true Hogwarts fashion, but I’ll post more on that later.

 

To feed honor my daughter’s obsession birthday, I found a Harry Potter music video featuring The Fray’s How to Save a Life with some clips of the Harry Potter movies.  The song has been featured on many shows such as Grey’s Anatomy and Cold Case, but this muggle thinks it works well for wizards too.

 

Our Looney Longleaf

Having always wanted to compete in a long distance triathlon relay, my friends and I assembled our relay team months ago for Sunday’s Longleaf International Relay (0.9 mile swim, 23 mile bike, 6.2 mile run).  Allan, our swimmer, swam miles each day in the pool to finish close to 20 minutes. 

 

 

I tortured myself with speed drills.  I constantly tried to run between 8:30-9:00 minute miles to finish under 54:00.  My Race for the Cure performance indicated that I had my work cut out for me.

 

Our cyclist, Julie, battled a hip injury which prevented her from reaching any distance higher than 12 miles and she felt like she would be the weakest link in our team.

 

 

Since the three of us love the movie Old School, we selected the team name We’re Going Streaking with streak offering such a great play on words.  After all, we hoped to move at lightning speed.  Other great names thrown into the mix included Average Joes, Strategery, Pager-Friendly, Wolf Pack, I’m Gonna Git You Sucka, That’s What She Said, Shake-N-Bake, and Tri Us.

 

Days before the event, Julie decided not to compete.  Between her hip, issues with her bike and some personal matters, she didn’t feel prepared to cycle 23 miles.  In the last minute, our friend, Mike, filled her shoes. 

 

 

 

Going into the competition, we weren’t quite sure how the relay/transition thing would work.  Then, the morning of the event, we learned how to transition between legs.  We were to pass our electronic ankle chip like a baton, which seemed simple enough.

 

The temperature Sunday morning dropped to 49 degrees and the winds began blow.  Poor Allan froze for 45 minutes waiting to enter the water.  The swim was seeded with men leading, then women and then relay.  As a mixed relay team, we were pushed even further down the line, however, being a strong swimmer, Allan quickly found himself at the front of the pack. 

 

 

Unfortunately,  another swimmer grabbed his ankle and pulled off his chip.  Thankfully, his wife snapped numerous pictures and his performance was digitally recorded by Cathy.  Although we estimated that Allan finish in 14:50, our relay team would not make the official roster.

 

 

As Allan ran into transition, we learned about his lost chip, but the show must go on!  Chipless Mike bolted out of transition to begin his 24 mile ride.  He hoped to finish it in 1:15, but he faced some strong head winds which added a minute onto his time (1:16).  As I waited in transition, I chatted with Andrea (a fellow Strider competing in the Sprint Relay) and I worried about the winds affecting my performance. 

 

Once Mike arrived back in transition, I took off and passed my family who cheered for me as I began my journey.   From the very start of my 6.2 mile run, I struggled with the fierce winds and I couldn’t move any faster than 9:30.  Faced with only our second cold snap of the season, I don’t think my body was prepared enough to face the cooler weather.  My lungs hurt and I could feel an asthma attack building.

 

At mile 3, the route turned and finally the wind was behind me.  My pace picked up to 8:30, but I knew I couldn’t shave any minutes off my time.  Around mile 5, Larisa and several other Striders formed a cheering squad on David and Karen’s front porch and cheered for me as I ran past.  It always feels good to have friends and family rooting for you or even honk for you as they leave the race.

 

During the last half mile, I passed Andrea strolling back to David’s house for the post-race party.  She had finished her 5K in record speed (20:26) and made it back to cheer for her fellow Striders.  Hearing the kudos from such great runners like Andrea really helped put some pep in my step.

 

As I turned the final corner to the finish line, I found my family cheering for me once again.  With Cathy’s mad photography skills, she snapped a photo of me crossing the finish line with our “unofficial” finish time.  My Garmin clocked 57:02 for my 10K run. 

 

 

After crossing the finish line, I had an asthma attack and needed my rescue inhaler.  With the relatively cold winds and whatever grass/weed the wind blew triggered an attack.

 

Despite all our hurdles, we had a great time competing in the relay and we can’t wait to do it again.

Hocus Pocus

Keeping with a Halloween theme for Musical Monday, I selected some spellbinding songs from the film Hocus Pocus

 

Every Halloween season, I dust off the DVD and watch this bewitching movie with my two girls.  The film features Kathy Najimy, Sarah Jessica Parker and the amazing Bette Midler as the Sanderson sisters, three witches who were hanged in Salem, Massachusetts over 300 years ago.

 

After a virgin lights a black candle on All Hallows Eve some 300 years later, they return to Salem in modern times seeking eternal life by sucking the life out of young children.  As gruesome as this tale sounds, it delivers quite the rib-tickling comedy.  My girls and I love Hocus Pocus for all the tricks and treats it offers.

 

Before Sex in the City, Sarah Jessica Parker sang in the sky of Salem trying to lure children to her sisters’ home.

 

 

 

And of course, no Bette Midler film is complete without the enchanting howls and charms of the Divine Miss M.  One of my favorite scenes is when the Sanderson Sisters crash an adult Halloween party and cast a spell on an unsuspecting crowd. 

 

 

So, how about this Halloween you spellbind your loved ones with a little Hocus Pocus?

Musical Monday: The Time Traveler’s Wife

I’ve booked my sitter ages ago to ensure I could see The Time Traveler’s Wife on opening night on August 14.  I absolutely loved the novel, which has since become my favorite read of all time. 

 

When I saw the trailer on TV the other night, I thought Carolina Liar’s Show Me What I’m Looking For was a perfect match to this amazing story.  When I first heard this song on the radio, I instantly loved it, but when, I heard it as the music accompaniment to the Time Traveler’s Wife trailer, I got goose bumps.

 

 

 Since I love soundtracks, I searched Amazon to purchase an advance copy of the album only to discover that Carolina Liar it is not included on the soundtrack even though it has been featured in the TV spots.  Instead, the soundtrack is full of music scores by Mychael Danna and one lonely track by Lifehouse, which has been featured in many of the trailers for the film as well.

 

Therefore, for this Musical Monday, I made my own small Time Traveler’s Wife soundtrack featuring Carolina Liar and Lifehouse.

 

 

 

 

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Five Things That John Hughes Taught Me

As an angst teenager growing up in the 80s, John Hughes movies were the only thing that I felt made sense of everything I was going through as a miserable teen.  I could relate to the characters, their pain and their struggles because they mirrored my own.  His movies listened and understood my frustrations when my parents tuned me out.

 

Besides being a pictorial form of my personal diary, John Hughes films were a huge force in my life. From his films, I learned five life lessons that still resonate with me today.

 

5.  It’s o.k. to take the day off to enjoy a beautiful day.

 “Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.” Ferris Bueller taught us the importance of taking a moment to enjoy life.  Why use a cold as an excuse to enjoy a day off from work?  Mental health days are good for the psyche.  Enjoy life because it really does fly by so quickly.  When I became a parent, I valued this lesson even more.

 

4.  Be yourself and love yourself

Even though I studied John Hughes films more than algebra and classic literature, this lesson that took me the longest to learn.  I wanted to be Molly Ringwald.  I dressed like her and I died my hair red.  I even tried to learn the lipstick trick.  I wanted to be Claire even though I looked and acted more like Allison because I believed that being anyone had to better than me.  As I went through this “Molly Movement”, I soon discovered that the girl under the bag lady clothes was pretty cool, too.

 

3.  No one is insignificant. 

 You really do have an impact on people even though they may never tell you so.  In John Hughes films, the wallflower gets the attention of the big guy on campus, which is every young teen girl’s fantasy although it rarely happens in real life.  Despite never winning any popularity contests like being crowned homecoming queen or winning the title of class president or getting asked to prom by the captain of the football team, I eventually discovered that I really meant a lot to others.  The memories I created during my youth with my friends had far more significance than any full page spread in a yearbook or wearing the letterman jacket of a jock.  In our adult years, we learn it’s our mere presence and sheer existence in a place that affects others and the world around us.  I choose to believe in a good way.

 

2.  Some of the best music can be found on soundtracks. 

 Growing up in a small town, the selection of music was limited to whatever pop hits the local stations chose to spin.  Then, MTV hit the scene and I was introduced to a broader spectrum of music and loved it.  However, it was the selections John Hughes chose for his soundtracks that rang out like anthems to me and still do.  At one point, I had the soundtracks to each of his movies on vinyl and I’m pretty sure I wore down the grooves on my Pretty in Pink album. 

 

During my teen years, I read a Molly Ringwald interview in a teen bop magazine which mentioned that John Hughes played The Beatles’ White Album on the set while filming Pretty in Pink.  Since then, I attribute my love to The Beatles to John Hughes as well as my love to movie soundtracks.  I also believe that my introduction to Crazy Love by Bryan Ferry in She’s Having a Baby led me to love Van Morrison.  Year later, Allan and I chose Crazy Love as our wedding song.

 

1.  ALWAYS sit through the credits. 

 You never know when the director/producers will throw in something entertaining as the credits roll.  Plus, each name is an important part in creating the film and should be celebrated; therefore, learn the names of the key grip and the assistant to the star of the film as you watch the credits.  You will probably be the last person to leave the theater if you do but it’s totally worth the wait when you happen upon a hidden treasure at the end of the film.

Musical Monday: Groovin’ with G-Force

Allan and I took the girls to see G-Force on Friday night.  Follow my advice and wait for this movie to be released on DVD because all the best parts are in the trailers.  You may find this hard to believe given that the storyline revolves around genetically altered guinea pigs, but the plot is really stupid.  Shocking!  I know.  But at least the kids enjoyed the movie and I enjoyed the music.

 

 

 

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Two Spock Friday

Last weekend, Hubby and I snuck away for a few hours to finally see the new Star Trek movie. 

 

As far back as I can remember, I’ve always been a Star Trek fan.  As a young child, I would be glued to the television after dinner to watch the Star Trek reruns every week night. 

 

In my late high school years, I became a fan of Star Trek: Next Generation, followed by Star Trek: Voyager in my college years and then of course, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.  Years later, I even watched Enterprise.

 

Never enamored by William Shatner as Kirk, I must confess my childhood crush on the Russian cutie, Chekov.

 

 

But when Khan dropped a mind-controlling earwig in Chekov’s ear in Star Trek: The Wrath of Khanthat dissolved my crush away like his brains.  Brain-dead guys have never turned me on.  I like men with brains.

 

 

As I got older, I had the hots for Piccard.  His powerful presence, compassion, courage, intelligence and accent made me swoon.

 

 

BUT, I never thought Spock was sexy. 

 

 

Until, I saw the new Star Trek movie with its new and improved Spock.

 

 

Zachary Quinto (Sylar from Heroes) plays the perfect Spock.  In my opinion, he plays Spock better than Leonard Nimoy.

 

Although I am a huge fan of Hereos, I never found Sylar sexy.  With his creepy mannerisms and cold, calculated psychotic serial killer looks, I don’t think any woman with half a brain would.  (Sylar joke, get it?  Half a brain? Nevermind.)

 

 

 Going into the movie, I anticipated a Sylar-Spock.  I didn’t think Quinto could shake the spooky villain.  Surprisingly, I was wrong.  (It happens.)  Not only did he slip out of Sylar successfully, but he pulled off a better, more sexier Spock.  I now have a new Star Trek crush.

 

 

As for the movie, I loved it.  Sure, the new Star Trek changes the original storylines and timelines a bit.  But you know what?  Star Trek holds its place in this little genre called Science Fiction and as far as I’m concerned, storylines are always changing due to worm holes and time travel.  That’s the delightful dynamic of Science Fiction!

 

According to critics, it reeks of J.J. Abrams, but I wouldn’t know.  I have never watched a single episode of Lost or Alias.  However, I can proclaim that J.J. Abrams puts a contemporary spin on an old favorite.  The action-packed pace and edge-of-your-seat scenes will make you crave sequels or, in my case, more sexy Spock.

 

 

***Disclaimer: Two Spock Friday was cleverly coined by the talented writers of Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.  After viewing Jimmy Fallon’s interview, I wanted replicate my own spin of the Spocks and pay homage to Jimmy Fallon.***

I Like to Move It, Move It!

Five Minutes for Fitness returns this week with a Madagascar 2 Dance Party. 

 

My family and I found ourselves boogieing in the aisles to the beats from this hilarious sequel.  So, break out your best Alex the Lion butterfly moves and shake those Gloria-ous hippo hips.  It’s time to move it, move it!

 

 

 

Hans Zimmer and will.i.am collaborated to create terrific toe-tapping tunes for this soundtrack  How about another song to inspire you to shake what the good Lord gave you?  C’mon! Go Wild!