Going once…Going twice…GONE!

Ebay pulled my auction.  How can I feel pretty and get pity when eBay prohibits the sale of used cosmetics?  What’s with all the rules eBay?  Can’t a mom make an honest buck off the backs of her children? 

Here’s the list of items that ebay prohibits:

Since small children are not on the list, I have decided to list Emmalynn.  The bidding begins at $0.01.

This reminds me of an old Shel Silverstein poem.

For Sale

One sister for sale!
One sister for sale!
One crying and spying young sister for sale!
I’m really not kidding,
So who’ll start the bidding?
Do I hear a dollar?
A nickel?
A penny?
Oh, isn’t there, isn’t there, isn’t there any
One kid who will buy this old sister for sale,
This crying and spying young sister for sale?
(Where the Sidewalk Ends, 1974)

 

 

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