Things I’ve Never Done

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I am forty years old.

And I have never:

  1. Ran a 50K.
  2. Been inked, because I haven’t found a design that I can commit to permanently.
  3. Sexted anyone, not even my husband.
  4. Rode in a hot air balloon.
  5. Slept in Cinderella’s castle.
  6. Picketed in a protest.

     

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  7. Held a gun.
  8. Punched a clown despite feeling the urge to do so.
  9. Been tickled until I peed myself, but I’ve laughed until I cried.
  10. Broken a bone.
  11. Surfed or water skied which is a pathetic living in a state surrounded by water on 3 sides.

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  12. Driven across country.
  13. Visited Maine.
  14. Been arrested.
  15. Performed at an open mic night at a comedy club.
  16. Taken a belly dancing or cardio tease class.

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  17. Attended a drag queen revue, but my hairdresser promises to take me to one.
  18. Skinny dipped.
  19. Slit someone’s tires.
  20. Eaten duck or liver.
  21. Been horseback riding.

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  22. Received over 800 comments on any one post. Holy blogger love, Batman!

 

*This post was inspired by Mama Kat who stole…er…I mean… borrowed the idea from The Pioneer Woman.*
Mama’s Losin’ It

About the author

Denise
From start to finish, Denise is Run DMT, a Tampa Bay homeschooling mom on the run trying to maintain an easy pace through it all between races and raising three beautiful, brilliant adultish kids (ages 23, 19, 14). In 2007, I discovered a passion for running and in February 2015, I completed my tenth marathon. I continue to train for a variety of races and even host annual 5K. In 2023, I became a certified group fitness instructor and teach P.E. in my homeschool co-op.

25 comments

    • Run DMT says:

      Most of them, except holding a gun. I’m tired of guns and I would die happy without having to hold a gun. One of my male friends is always trying to convince to go to a shooting range with him. Thankfully, it hasn’t happened yet. Oh and I don’t want to ever break a bone. YIKES! And I could survive without being arrested, unless it was stealing food to feed my family or as a result of a protest.

  9. Lauren @ Hobo Mama says:

    Want me to leave the same comment 700 times to boost you up there? 😛

    This is such a fun list, but I really appreciate the photoshopping! I’m probably most disappointed in myself for having never protested, because once my husband and I truly intended to, but we ended up taking a nap and missing the bus. Democracy in action.

  10. Elaine says:

    Looks like you HAVE done some of those things – ha ha ha! Love your photos. 😀

    Great list. I think it would be fun to do one too… I would have some of the same.

  18. arnebya says:

    So glad I’m not the only one who wants to punch clowns. From your list, I’ve done 2 (I’ve got 2), 3 (my husband), 19 (I was a teenager, give me a break), and 20 (liver and onions as a child before anyone told me what it was and I had sense enough to refuse).

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