Leftover Easter Candy? Make Martha Stewart’s Shortbread Candy Bars

I married a snob, but I knew he was a snob when I married him.  He’s been turning his nose up at Dunkin’ Donuts coffee for years and when it comes to beer, only craft beer will pass his palette.  Like I said, I’ve known this for years, however, I only recently discovered that he is a shortbread snob.

Growing up in the UK, Iron Chef Allan probably had his share of wonderful homemade Scottish shortbread, especially since his Granny and Mum make some delicious buttery, crumbly shortbread, which may explain why he refuses anything other than traditional Scottish shortbread.

When I told him about this Martha Stewart shortbread recipe I found on Pinterest, he immediately replied, “Well that won’t be good.”

“Why do you say that?”

“Because it’s Martha Stewart.  She can’t just do traditional shortbread.  She’s got to change somehow.”

“Well, she does use brown sugar instead of white sugar.”


“And she uses coarse salt.  What’s coarse salt?”

“See, it just can’t be traditional Scottish shortbread.  She has to add coarse salt because everyday table salt just won’t do.  Totally f*cking Martha Stewart.”

I have to admit.  I was a little nervous about this recipe.  I’ve never made any Martha dishes before this one.  But before I began baking, I had to learn why she used coarse salt.  So with a quick Google search, I stumbled upon Baking Bites which explained the reason for the substitution.

Coarse salt (also known as Kosher salt or sea salt) has less sodium than table salt.

Coarse salt adds a dramatic contrast the sweetness.

Of course, I immediately reported my findings to Iron Chef Allan.  “Coarse salt is just Kosher or sea salt and it adds contrast to the sweetness of the dish.”

“Well, she couldn’t just say Kosher salt, now could she?  Totally f*cking Martha Stewart.”

He continued grumbling over Martha Stewart as I began to bake her shortbread.

I originally found this recipe around Halloween as an clever way to use leftover Halloween candy.  Since I have piles of Easter candy in my pantry, I decided to add some springtime flare to the recipe.

For the baking portion, I followed the recipe as is, however, I got a bit more creative with the toppings.  I used my kids’ chocolate bunnies for the chocolate spread.

By doing so, I believe I may have traumatized my children in the process.

Yep, I boiled the bunny.  Using a double boiler, I melted their bunnies to create a chocolaty layer to spread over the shortbread.

Then, I smashed some Cadbury Mini Eggs and sprinkled them on top.

The results were surprisingly delicious and the coarse salt really was nice contrast to the sweetness.  BUT, it doesn’t taste like traditional Scottish shortbread.  These bars have a blondie-like texture and therefore, they did not pass the Iron Chef Allan taste test.

Whatever.  They are incredible and all mine.

Damn you, f*cking Martha Stewart.


Martha Stewart’s Shortbread (but certainly NOT Scottish Shortbread) Candy Bars

(Adapted from marthastewart.com)


1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter, room temperature

3/4 cup packed light-brown sugar

1 ¼ tsp coarse salt

2 cups all-purpose flour, (spooned and leveled)

1 cup semisweet chocolate chips (I used approximately two small 4 oz. chocolate bunnies, chopped and a ½ cup of milk chocolate chips for the chocolate layer.)

2 cups assorted chocolate candies or roughly chopped candy bars or pieces (I used Cadbury Mini Eggs.)


Preheat oven to 350 degrees.  Line an 8-inch baking pan with non-stick aluminum foil.

Using an electric mixer, beat butter, brown sugar, and salt on medium-high until light and fluffy, 3 minutes. With mixer on low, add flour in three additions and beat until combined (dough will be crumbly).

Press dough evenly into prepared baking pan. Bake until golden brown and firm, 30 to 35 minutes.  Remove from oven a set on cooling rack.

While shortbread cools, melt chocolate in double-boiler. Once melted completely to a creamy and smooth texture, pour over shortbread.  With a spatula, spread chocolate evenly over shortbread.  Scatter candy pieces over top.

Refrigerate briefly to set chocolate.  Cut into 16 bars.

Denise Mestanza-Taylor+


  1. sue says:

    when my kids were little (now 32 and 27, yikes!) I would watch Martha and yell and mumble at the television. My children would ask why I watched her, if she annoyed me so. I would explain, that watching Martha is like driving by a car wreck, you don’t want to watch, but curiosity gets the better of you and you peek through the fingers splayed over your face to catch a glimpse. I would also admit, she does many things well and I learn from her. So, I enjoyed your husband’s perspective throughout, gave me a good chuckle and OF COURSE he is a shortbread snob, growing up in England, just as I am a meatball snob with a Sicilian grandmother, duh!
    I am amazed, amazed that there is Easter candy in your home…did you have tons and tons of it? My son would have been horrified with what you did with the bunny, he wouldn’t even use soap that was snowman shaped. Those bars look like they have my name written all over them, so I won’t be making them or else I will die from a sugar comma.

  2. Michelle says:

    Mini Cadbury eggs are one of my favorite Easter candies. Don’t tell the Chef, but I would like this shortbread more than traditional. But I do agree about Martha Stewart! Thanks for hosting! I linked a baked potato topped with shrimp & andouille sausage.

  3. sandeesetliff says:

    I wish you had a “follower” tab as I would definetly be one, lol, I laughed and really enjoyed reading your post, you have a great flair for writing! The shortbread bars looked absoulutely delishious and hope the kiddos got over mom boiling their rabbits! lol thanks for linking up to Project Pinterest, hope to see you back next week too, can’t waiti to see what you make! waving hi from the hills of North Carolina 🙂

  4. sarahrolfphotography says:

    F*&%ing Martha Stewart! Tell your husband that I say that all the time too! It’s rare that I take on a recipe of hers. These looks so incredibly yummy! Thanks so much for linking up with Project Pinterest!

  5. My Marathon Training Program says:

    I’d love to try this still – don’t care if it’s from Martha Stewart! It looks so yummy – just staring at it makes me drool. A perfect treat after my long marathon training! Thanks for sharing the recipe!

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