Things Heard at Our Girlfriend Getaway in Anna Maria Island
Keep your hands off my wet noodle.
This is my own personal noodle…from home.
I love you, but I’m not going to make out with you.
I don’t do girl on girl.
I wouldn’t kiss my sister like that.
How was that empanada?
You know, they’re turkey.
They’re grown women. They chose to drink it.
What’s the stain on the mattress?
Is she breathing?
I’m not dead yet.
I heard it was the penultimate.
What happens in Anna Maria, stays in Anna Maria.
(Unless Denise blogs about it.)
*A shout out to Kelly for capturing these fun moments and sharing the photos with me.*